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Post by vampyre on May 16, 2008 21:49:16 GMT -5
Hence the expression "About as funny as a heart attack" I understand.
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Post by slayercat on May 16, 2008 22:27:50 GMT -5
Meanwhile, back on the ranch.....
Beam me up Raven! POOF! Your wish is granted. You do not have to go to work tomorrow. You have to go to traffic court. You are found guilty of not paying 436 parking tickets and fined $436,000 plus 4360 hours of community service at a home for aged vampyres.
I wish I were a Cylon!
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Post by deathlynx on May 16, 2008 23:54:12 GMT -5
Beam me up Raven! Poof, you're a cylon, but you chose the wrong side, your base-star was destroyed, you're trapped in a raider in the middle of deep space, alone, with no jump drive and no resurrection ship in range... I wish for my novels to be published...
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Post by Starlit Rogue on May 17, 2008 0:38:25 GMT -5
Granted, but the chapters are all out of order and need to reorganized and pulled off the shelf.
I wish my cats would stop scratching doorframes.
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Post by foxbat on May 17, 2008 0:53:43 GMT -5
granted, your cats now scratch everything else in your home, and seem to have taken a particular likeing to shreding your legs. i wish for an uncoruptable wish.
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Post by deathlynx on May 17, 2008 5:47:51 GMT -5
*poof* you gain an uncorruptable wish, but by the time you figure it out you have no means left to recieve it! (you never stated you wanted the wish and the ability to wish it ) I wish I had more self-confidence...
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Post by Vicki Pettersson on May 17, 2008 7:43:03 GMT -5
Vicki- how is that bad? You were supposed to RUIN his wish somehow. Oh yeah! I forgot.
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Post by Vicki Pettersson on May 17, 2008 7:46:15 GMT -5
*poof* you gain an uncorruptable wish, but by the time you figure it out you have no means left to recieve it! (you never stated you wanted the wish and the ability to wish it ) I wish I had more self-confidence... (Okay, giving this another go since I'm the only one who screwed it up so far...) *Poof* You now have more self-confidence. So much that your arrogance is appalling and nobody wants to be around you. Your family leaves you, your pets flee, and your food runs off your plate. I wish I could write faster.
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Post by vampyre on May 17, 2008 13:56:05 GMT -5
Beam me up Raven!
Poof!
You now write so fast, your hands are a blur. you can barely make them out. You're writing so fast, your lap top(guessing) cannot keep up and starts losing data. Eventually you exceed the CPU's ability and melt your lap top losing everything. Now you are stuck with a gooey mess in your office.
I wish Vicki's books were turned into a series of successful movies.
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Post by miki on May 17, 2008 14:24:22 GMT -5
Beam me up, Raven! wish granted~ Vicki's series is picked up and made into successful movies in... Indonesia with no North American rights and you're unable to see them. I wish I could remember my dreams *poof* you gain an uncorruptable wish, but by the time you figure it out you have no means left to recieve it! (you never stated you wanted the wish and the ability to wish it ) I wish I had more self-confidence... (Okay, giving this another go since I'm the only one who screwed it up so far...) *Poof* You now have more self-confidence. So much that your arrogance is appalling and nobody wants to be around you. Your family leaves you, your pets flee, and your food runs off your plate. I wish I could write faster. that was good, Vicki also, Raven the one with Lecter was a riot!
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Post by Raven on May 17, 2008 14:35:02 GMT -5
also, Raven the one with Lecter was a riot! Thanks. I laughed when I made it, hearing him in the "Hello Clarice" voice say "Hello foxbat." I couldn't stop giggling.
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Post by ailishsmom on May 17, 2008 17:09:32 GMT -5
(Man, you guys don't mess around! You take 'corrupt' seriously!)
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Post by vampyre on May 17, 2008 19:38:23 GMT -5
Welcome to the dark side, ailishsmom.
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Post by deathlynx on May 18, 2008 0:04:25 GMT -5
(Too easy Miki , and yes, we all seem to have a very active shadow side ;D) Beam me up Raven Miki, you remember your dreams and discover that you have a nightly affair with the perfect man, only to awake right before the climax. From then on you are incredibly distracted durring the day, no one elsse seems to be good enough and you anxiously await each night in a fruitless quest for completion. I wish my food wouldn't keep running off my plate! *stabs and misses*
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Post by ailishsmom on May 18, 2008 7:50:05 GMT -5
I wish my food wouldn't keep running off my plate! *stabs and misses* Granted! Now it just lays there whimpering, quivering and staring up at you with big brown eyes. I wish it wasn't raining.
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