foxbat
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just howling in the shadows
Posts: 677
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Post by foxbat on May 15, 2008 3:12:13 GMT -5
granted, however the financial burden of paying off those bills has left you broke and in a deep depression that sends you joy-riding in a cop car and off of a cliff. after miraculously surviving the crash you are fined for the destruction of a police car.
i wish i had a PhD in psychology.
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Post by Raven on May 15, 2008 9:29:19 GMT -5
*POOF* Wish granted! But your first patient is: Hannibal Lecter!And he eats your face off and you look so gross that you can get no other patients and you slip into a deep depression and get institutionalized where you go all Renfield. I wish I had Photoshop.
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Post by slayercat on May 15, 2008 17:19:16 GMT -5
POOF! You have Photoshop. You spend hours and hours studying tutorials but you cannot figure out how to remove red-eye. In fact, the harder you try, the worse the red-eye gets to the point that it looks like everyone you take a picture of is bleeding through the eyes. Unfortunately, this matches the M.O. of a local serial killer, your photos are entered into evidence, and you are convicted of 72 killings and spend the rest of your life in prison. I wish Moonlight hadn't been canceled.
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Post by ailishsmom on May 15, 2008 20:14:44 GMT -5
POOF! Moonlight is not canceled! However, it's now animated and drawn by the South Park guys. Every week someone says, You b***ards! You killed Mick!"
I wish I had some Bailey's Irish Cream Ice Cream.
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Post by slayercat on May 15, 2008 20:19:04 GMT -5
POOF! Moonlight is not canceled! However, it's now animated and drawn by the South Park guys. Every week someone says, You b***ards! You killed Mick!" (LOL!! Good one!)
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Post by vampyre on May 15, 2008 22:32:47 GMT -5
Moonlight got cancelled? I thought it was renewedAAAK!-
poof you get your Bailey's Irish Cream Ice Cream. It sends you into a sugar induced coma. when you wake up you find you are the last living human. You see nothing but hungry ravens around you.
I wish I could think of a wish.
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Post by Vicki Pettersson on May 16, 2008 20:02:04 GMT -5
Beam me up, Raven! All those ravens become undead birdies of doom, but they descend on Vegas and begin to munch on everyone...the military is called in but quickly turned, so the entire city has to be nuked... I wish I had a working transporter... Dang it, DL!! Not Vegas! I gotta raise a kid here...
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Post by Vicki Pettersson on May 16, 2008 20:09:08 GMT -5
*poof*
Vampy thinks of a wish. He now has a reoccurring guest role on HEROES which allows him to snog all the female actresses.
I wish I could get by on four hours of sleep.
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Post by miki on May 16, 2008 20:14:09 GMT -5
wish granted~ you get by on four hours of sleep...the four hours that you got yesterday! Now you are up 24/7 for the rest of your life and since everyone thinks you don't need sleep, they're bugging and bugging about meeting deadlines and when's that 50th installment of the zodiac series going to be done, and so on and so on... gawd, I wish it would snow here...
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Post by Raven on May 16, 2008 20:46:05 GMT -5
Vicki- how is that bad? You were supposed to RUIN his wish somehow. I'll do it. All the women turn out to be alien men in drag. Miki, you wishing for snow is corrupt enough in itself. But... *POOF* your wish is granted. 17 feet of snow falls and your house is covered so you can't get out and nobody can get in and your power & phone is cut off, so you have no way to call for help. And this- so close to the release of Touch of Twilight! I wish chocolate was calorie-free and healthy.
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Post by ailishsmom on May 16, 2008 20:49:20 GMT -5
Poof! Wish granted! It's now calorie free, healthy and extremely rare at $1 million per ounce!
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow
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Post by vampyre on May 16, 2008 21:23:40 GMT -5
**time out***
I like Vicki's version better!
**Time In***
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Post by Raven on May 16, 2008 21:39:50 GMT -5
Ohhh hell no! It doesn't work that way! It must be corrupted.
It was nice of her, though, wasn't it? She's good. ;D (Even if she did it wrong.) *cough*didn't read the rules didja, Vic?*cough*
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Post by vampyre on May 16, 2008 21:44:42 GMT -5
Well i could of had a heart attack or something ...
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Post by Raven on May 16, 2008 21:47:19 GMT -5
But that's not funny.
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