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Post by slayercat on May 13, 2008 16:58:44 GMT -5
Raven is now a Trekkie. Now everyone on this board has to say "Beam me up, Raven" everytime they want to post. And she now knows what a holo deck is and writes such a scathing corrupted wish for Vampy that he is struck speechless. A worse fate for this board cannot be imagined.
I wish Joss Whedon would make another Serenity movie!
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Post by vampyre on May 13, 2008 17:18:54 GMT -5
Beam me up, Raven.
A new Serenity movie is made. It is the best thing ever made for the cinema. All of the surviving characters sign 10 year contracts to redo the series for TV and more movies.
Sadly you have an accident and are rendered blind and deaf before the first one is released.
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Post by miki on May 13, 2008 17:20:46 GMT -5
Beam me up, Raven. A new Serenity movie is made. It is the best thing ever made for the cinema. All of the surviving characters sign 10 year contracts to redo the series for TV and more movies. Sadly you have an accident and are rendered blind and deaf before the first one is released. Beam me up, Raven, You forgot your wish Vampyre
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Post by vampyre on May 13, 2008 17:25:52 GMT -5
Beam me up Raven.
OOOPs
I wish for a solor powered robotic lawn mower. {I can't afford one. They cost about $3600.00)
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Post by Raven on May 13, 2008 19:57:40 GMT -5
Ohhhh, that's what a holo deck is? The "Beam me up, Scotty" deal? Gotcha. Sorry. Star Wars was always my thing.
*POOF* Wish granted! You've got your lawn mower. But a flock of angry ravens has descended upon your yard after hearing about the fate of their fallen friend and in their fit of revenge, destroyed your lawn. You have no lawn to mow and the mower goes to waste.
I wish my cat could talk.
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Post by slayercat on May 13, 2008 20:10:35 GMT -5
We interrupt the current topic to inform Raven that the holo deck was a room on the Enterprise (Next Generation) which used holographic projection to create anything someone wanted to dream up. The Beam me up deal is called a transporter. We now take you back to your current program already in progress.
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Post by vampyre on May 13, 2008 22:26:14 GMT -5
Cool no grass to mow!!! I am a happy man. Fuzzy is a happy cat with all those birds to eat!
Your cat can now talk. He talks and talks until your ears bleed. He wont shut up. He wants you to explain everything. This becomes especially annoying during Smallville. "Who's Clark?" "Who's Lex?" "Clark has a secret? What is it?" yaddah yaddah yaddah. "Why are you crying?"
I wish I had several super powers.
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Post by miki on May 13, 2008 22:37:13 GMT -5
your wish is granted~you now have several super powers, but you get cocky and try to use them all at one time sending your body into overload. Your core temp. exceeds 1200 degrees and it explodes into a hundred bloody pieces. Ironically, as you're scattered about a bunch of ravens come and eat up your scraps. I wish I had a published book
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Post by vampyre on May 13, 2008 23:07:56 GMT -5
You buy unpublished books? ;D
Your book is published, translated into 100 languages and made into a successful major motion picture. Life is good. Then then some guy shows up with proof that he wrote it first. They take away all your cash and toys and toss you into jail for a long long time.
I wish all those ravens that ate me would die a horrible death.
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Post by miki on May 14, 2008 11:07:14 GMT -5
wish granted~all those ravens have died a horrible, tortured death, spontaneously combusting from eating Vampyre flesh. But they're resurrected from the ashes like the phoenix; turning into tiny bats that each have a conscious piece of your soul. Then they fly away to the deepest part of Lechuguilla cave--and you're never seen again. I wish I had my own island
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Post by Raven on May 14, 2008 14:29:26 GMT -5
*POOF* Wish granted! You have your own island. But it's a tiny desert island with no resources whatsoever- and it's HAUNTED! I wish all those ravens would rise and become undead birdies of doom! We interrupt the current topic to inform Raven that the holo deck was a room on the Enterprise (Next Generation) which used holographic projection to create anything someone wanted to dream up. The Beam me up deal is called a transporter. We now take you back to your current program already in progress. OMG. Duh. Thanks.
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Post by deathlynx on May 14, 2008 16:12:01 GMT -5
Beam me up, Raven! All those ravens become undead birdies of doom, but they descend on Vegas and begin to munch on everyone...the military is called in but quickly turned, so the entire city has to be nuked... I wish I had a working transporter...
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Post by slayercat on May 14, 2008 16:36:52 GMT -5
SHAZAAM!
You have a working transporter. Upon uttering "Beam me up Raven!" you are transported to the nuked Vegas where there are no casinos, no comic book stores and no showgirls, only radioactive mice which chase you constantly and bat at your nose and ears until they drive you crazy!
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Post by Raven on May 14, 2008 16:46:27 GMT -5
*POOF* Wish granted! After taxes and filling up your gas tank, you've got about 14 bucks. I wish there was no such thing as PMS.
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Post by miki on May 14, 2008 17:50:18 GMT -5
Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately since you no longer have PMS, you now have DMS (during) and the symptoms are twice as horrible which also means you bloat to twice your size. (ew..) and DMS makes your (ahem...) period last twice as long. And your friends do not like you for this corruption of your wish. I wish all my bills were paid off
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