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Post by vampyre on May 18, 2008 7:56:54 GMT -5
Beam me up Raven!
*poof* It stops raining. It starts to snow...very cold and bitter.
I wish people were less self centered and mean spirited.
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Post by ailishsmom on May 18, 2008 8:13:00 GMT -5
I wish people were less self centered and mean spirited. (LOL! kinda what this thread is all about!)
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Post by vampyre on May 18, 2008 8:15:42 GMT -5
exactlly..
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Post by slayercat on May 18, 2008 9:20:05 GMT -5
I wish people were less self centered and mean spirited. Sure, it's all about you, isn't it?? Okay, fine. Beam me up Raven! POOF! People are less self centered and mean spirited. Everyone is sweetness and light. They are so "about the other guy" that they want to hug you all the time. They quit wearing deodorant. You are found in a pile of ugly, hairy, smelly men - flat as a pancake and hugged to death. I wish someone would weed my flower beds.
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Post by miki on May 18, 2008 10:02:20 GMT -5
(Too easy Miki , and yes, we all seem to have a very active shadow side ;D) Beam me up Raven Miki, you remember your dreams and discover that you have a nightly affair with the perfect man, only to awake right before the climax. From then on you are incredibly distracted durring the day, no one elsse seems to be good enough and you anxiously await each night in a fruitless quest for completion. I wish my food wouldn't keep running off my plate! *stabs and misses* ** what was the question?--been sleeping ALOT lately**
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Post by vampyre on May 18, 2008 12:16:35 GMT -5
All right everyone gather 'round for 'nap' time.
Beam me up Raven!
*poof*
Your door bell rings. A guy is there and asks if he can weed your flower bed. Of course you say. While weeding the flower bed he has an allergic reaction to them and dies. All though he death is ruled accidental, you can never look at another flower again.
I wish ugly hairy unwashed men hadn't hugged me to death.
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Post by Raven on May 19, 2008 21:15:20 GMT -5
*POOF* Wish granted! They didn't HUG you to death. They did something else to you to death. (Use your imagination. I'm keeping it clean.) ;D I wish I was more organized.
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Post by miki on May 20, 2008 8:42:29 GMT -5
*POOF* Wish granted! They didn't HUG you to death. They did something else to you to death. (Use your imagination. I'm keeping it clean.) ;D I wish I was more organized. LMFAO!!! Raven, that is TRULY EVIL!!!!! * continue...
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Post by Raven on May 20, 2008 13:31:59 GMT -5
LMFAO!!! Raven, that is TRULY EVIL!!!!! Thank you, thank you.
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Post by vampyre on May 20, 2008 14:23:32 GMT -5
Well I don't know what to say since I was 'loved' to death. Seems like I used the wrong AXE. I misread the lable, it said @$$.
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Post by miki on May 20, 2008 19:23:28 GMT -5
Well I don't know what to say since I was 'loved' to death. Seems like I used the wrong AXE. I misread the lable, it said @$$. Luckily I swallowed my soda before I read this or it would've came out my nose! You two...
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Post by ailishsmom on May 21, 2008 7:37:41 GMT -5
*POOF* Wish granted! They didn't HUG you to death. They did something else to you to death. (Use your imagination. I'm keeping it clean.) ;D I wish I was more organized. POOF! You're more organized, to the point of being OCD. Every fiber on every piece of furniture must face the same way. All food must be alphabetized in your fridge and cabinets. You clothes must be arranged by color, then sub-categorized by percentage of natural fiber. These three things alone take up all your time and you never get anything else done. I wish I had a new car.
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Post by Raven on May 21, 2008 9:09:08 GMT -5
*POOF* Wish granted! You have a fresh new car! A shiny black Mustang! It's super fast and hella cool and you love it. Until one night, you hear a whine and rustling accompanied by a crunch of metal. You look out the window to see this: YOUR FLY NEW RIDE IS AN EVIL TRANSFORMER- A DECEPTICON! Bummer! I wish monkeys could fly.
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Post by vampyre on May 21, 2008 14:48:49 GMT -5
Beam me up Raven
Your wish is granted. Monkeys everywhere sprout wings. They are joyfully flying around everywhere. Many of them seek you out. Now not only can they trow poo at you, they can do it while diving at high speeds.
I wish Raven had an umbrella. She's gonna need it.
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Post by slayercat on May 21, 2008 21:49:09 GMT -5
Beam me up Raven!
Your wish is granted! Raven has an umbrella which keeps her free of flying monkey poo. Unfortunately for you, it also allows her to fly like Mary Poppins and she circles over your house flinging her surplus supply of flying monkey poo at you. Perhaps we can call her Raven Poopins.
I wish for world peace.
** the name is slayercat, agent slayercat!! **
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