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Post by vampyre on May 21, 2008 21:54:57 GMT -5
Beam me up Raven Poopins!
Poof your wish comes true. When you wake up in the morning all is quite. There is no noise anywhere. As you look around you discover why. Your the last living thing on the planet. Every other living creature has vanished.
I wish Conan O'Brian didn't suck so much. I'm going to miss jay Leno when his contract runs out next year.
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Post by ailishsmom on May 21, 2008 22:10:48 GMT -5
Perhaps we can call her Raven Poopins. (ROTFLMAO! That was hilarious!)
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Post by miki on May 21, 2008 22:35:05 GMT -5
Beam me up Raven! Your wish is granted! Raven has an umbrella which keeps her free of flying monkey poo. Unfortunately for you, it also allows her to fly like Mary Poppins and she circles over your house flinging her surplus supply of flying monkey poo at you. Perhaps we can call her Raven Poopins. I wish for world peace. ** the name is slayercat, agent slayercat!! ** congrats~on making agent!
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Post by slayercat on May 25, 2008 10:32:01 GMT -5
Beam me up Raven Poopins! Poof! Conan O'Brien doesn't suck! In fact, he is utterly brilliant!! Everyone thinks so. So much so that he gets his own network - Conan - all day - every day - 24/7. The news is anchored by the masturbating bear. The world, including you, falls into a mind-numbed stupor and life as we know it ceases to exist. You, however, are in a stupor surrounded by flying monkey poo. I wish that Jay Leno gets a new show when his contract runs out.
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Post by ailishsmom on May 25, 2008 22:12:47 GMT -5
I wish that Jay Leno gets a new show when his contract runs out. Poof! Wish granted! Jay Leno now has a one hour show aimed at other classic car/motorcycle collectors. He spends the entire hour changing the tires on his cars. Next episode: Proper waxing techniques. I wish my in-laws weren't coming to visit for a whole week.
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lvlocalgirl
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just killin' time until dawn
Posts: 516
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Post by lvlocalgirl on May 26, 2008 4:03:34 GMT -5
OK I'll play
*poof* Your in-laws are not coming to visit for a whole week they are coming to move in with you.
I wish my bathroom was remodeled.
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Post by vampyre on May 26, 2008 13:17:00 GMT -5
Beam me up Raven!
**poof** your bathroom is remodeled. It's the finest bathroom with the most modern features ever devised by man. Anyone that goes in refuses to come out. eventually, you and your entire family disappear in there never to be seen or heard from again.
I wish my back didn't hurt so much.
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Post by debim on May 26, 2008 19:37:39 GMT -5
***POOF*** Your back doesn't hurt anymore, your head does. In fact, it hurt so much it exploded and made a big mess all over Teresa's remodeled bathroom. (Well at least that cleared the room for her so she could take a bubble bath.){EG}
I wish I was independently wealthy.
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Post by vampyre on May 26, 2008 20:00:02 GMT -5
*Shazam!*
Thanks to the multimillion dollar life insurance policy you took out on me before my head exploded you are now wealthier than you ever imagined.
Sadly, the authorities think that my death was very suspicious and they think you had something to do with it. With no alibi and plenty of circumstantial evidence, you are sent away for life.
Mad Mama Buttz takes a liking to you.
I wish I had a Klondike Bar.
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Post by debim on May 26, 2008 22:10:10 GMT -5
*** POOF*** You have a Klondike bar. Unfortunately it is a Bar located in the Klondike and you get eaten by a Polar Bear when you take out the garbage. Your associate, Big Mama Buttz is arrested and jailed for fraud...she tried to collect on your life insurance...AGAIN...she was in on the original scam that sent DebiM to jail.
DebiM is released from jail, sues for false inprisonment, and becomes independently wealthy.
I wish this cough would go away, six weeks is far too long.
*edited* to increase story content
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foxbat
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just howling in the shadows
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Post by foxbat on May 28, 2008 15:55:23 GMT -5
***POOF*** You cough goes away, but only after you suffer a massive heart attack. bet you wish you had that cough still, huh?
i wish i was the Kairos.
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Post by miki on May 28, 2008 18:23:57 GMT -5
wish granted. you are the Kairos...unfortunately, Vampyre's been posting toward that goal for the past two months (note the amount of posts he's made) and is so angry that a mere mortal such as yourself has ascended to the Kairos status that he kills you by sucking all your blood from your body. No conduit needed. I wish I had the biggest diamond in the world
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Post by ailishsmom on May 28, 2008 20:19:36 GMT -5
*POOF* Wish granted! You have the world's largest diamond, baseball diamond that is. And it's a freaking long way from base to base.
I wish my bathroom was renovated.
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Post by vampyre on May 28, 2008 21:44:21 GMT -5
wish granted. you are the Kairos...unfortunately, Vampyre's been posting toward that goal for the past two months (note the amount of posts he's made) and is so angry that a mere mortal such as yourself has ascended to the Kairos status that he kills you by sucking all your blood from your body. No conduit needed. I wish I had the biggest diamond in the world OMG I survived a wish! I am quitting while I am ahead!
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Post by debim on May 28, 2008 22:34:22 GMT -5
wish granted. you are the Kairos...unfortunately, Vampyre's been posting toward that goal for the past two months (note the amount of posts he's made) and is so angry that a mere mortal such as yourself has ascended to the Kairos status that he kills you by sucking all your blood from your body. No conduit needed. I wish I had the biggest diamond in the world OMG I survived a wish! I am quitting while I am ahead! Sorry...I do seem to kill you off quite readily, don't I? Must be because I can hear you singing a certain song under your breath, hmmmmm? LOL! Pax, Vampy.
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