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Post by vampyre on Dec 25, 2010 18:58:54 GMT -5
Read it out loud in a breathless angsty voice for the full effect.
Someone should write a play using dialog like this. It'd be funny.
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Post by Raven on Jan 3, 2011 17:40:43 GMT -5
Eww.
There are no other words. Just "eww".
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Post by vampyre on Jan 11, 2011 11:43:39 GMT -5
Screw Powerball! I have Diplomat Hammer Jones!
I am a Diplomat named Hammer Jones mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.
The funds total US$7.5 Million and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.
I am presently at JFK Airport in the United States of America and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person.
1.Full Name: 2.Residential Address: 3.Age: 4.Sex: 5.Occupation: 6.Direct Telephone Numbers:
After verification of the information with what I have on file,I shall contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be bringing your package to your residential address.
Send the requested information so that we can proceed.
Regards
Hammer Jones.
Hammer Jones hahahaha! What a name. He's Hammer in the mornin', hes Hammer in the evenin', he's Hammer all the live long day...
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Post by Raven on Mar 14, 2011 9:36:42 GMT -5
Uh huh. Yeah. I'll get right on that.
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Post by deathlynx on Mar 14, 2011 20:21:34 GMT -5
Interestingly enough, the contact for the London UK based Microsoft international team has a Canadian email address...
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Post by Raven on Mar 18, 2011 8:51:05 GMT -5
Ha ha. Don't even get me started on their lack of punctuation skills.
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Post by vampyre on Mar 18, 2011 11:45:15 GMT -5
^ ^ i Frustrated English teacher
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Post by Raven on Oct 19, 2011 15:37:11 GMT -5
I got this cute e-mail today. So many things wrong with it. First of all, I haven't been to the state of New York in years. Secondly, I was OUT OF THE COUNTRY on the date in question. Third, they did not even properly spell the word POLICE in the e-mail address. D-uh. Other than that, the speeding shit is sooo me.
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Post by vampyre on Oct 19, 2011 17:45:53 GMT -5
I got one of those not too long ago. I have never been there. Maybe someone is borrowing our cars?
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Post by Raven on Mar 7, 2012 15:39:30 GMT -5
This came to my gmail account, the one I use strictly for business purposes. I'm so excited to be inheriting money from a stranger that I had to share this email with you guys!
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Post by ailishsmom on Mar 8, 2012 17:49:42 GMT -5
I got one yesterday that was supposed to be from FedEx saying I had an important package they weren't able to deliver. I was supposed to download the attached .zip file, which was an invoice. Yea, right. It's scary that hundreds (thousands?) of people fall for this stuff every day.
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Post by Raven on Jul 15, 2012 10:48:03 GMT -5
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Post by Raven on Jul 25, 2012 18:56:01 GMT -5
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