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Post by Raven on Jul 20, 2009 10:22:37 GMT -5
More shitfuckery in my inbox!
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Post by Raven on Feb 18, 2010 19:20:21 GMT -5
Is this a wannabe mail-order bride?
This is exactly what the e-mail said:
Huh?
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Post by kiraglade on Feb 18, 2010 19:24:04 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by elle on Feb 19, 2010 10:12:53 GMT -5
wow ... I think they're getting desperate
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Post by vampyre on Feb 20, 2010 7:22:23 GMT -5
I didn't know Raven was a 'wonderful man' too. She haz all d' bases covered!
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Post by Raven on Jun 4, 2010 13:46:03 GMT -5
I guess I'm a "Sir" now. I like how they ask me to kindly keep this shit to myself. Not likely.
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Post by vampyre on Jun 4, 2010 22:27:04 GMT -5
Here's a fun one and long too.
added bonus, oo oo it must be realz, the tracking numbers work!
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Post by Raven on Jun 6, 2010 21:16:43 GMT -5
I love the part that says "WHEN REPLYING THIS EMAIL, PLEASE RE-CONFIRM YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBERS, AND EMAIL ADDRESS. REGARDS." Re-confirm? As if I gave them to your dumb-ass in the first place. Pshaw! The one that contacted you has got some cojones, claiming they're the FBI!
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Post by vampyre on Jun 6, 2010 22:23:30 GMT -5
We all know how concerned the FBI is about me getting my proper lotto winnings ASAP.
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Post by Raven on Jun 19, 2010 19:48:23 GMT -5
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
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Post by vampyre on Jun 19, 2010 21:53:43 GMT -5
YAY RAVIE!
Hell, I've 'known' you almost 4 years an I don't think you've ever told me your real name. Of coures I've never offered you a million pounds. If I did you'd slap the crap outta me for making a fat joke or something.
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Post by Raven on Jun 20, 2010 13:43:25 GMT -5
^HA HA HA. Good one.
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Post by vampyre on Jun 22, 2010 2:30:36 GMT -5
Attn: Sir, Compliments of the day, I Wish to inform you that your Payment has been released and you will need to contact the payment Officer Mr. Kelvin Williams with the informations as stated below. CONTACT INFORMATION NAME: Mr. Kelvin Williams EMAIL: kelvinwllm031@web2mail.com Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM PAYMENT CENTER with your details: FULL NAME: HOME ADDRESS: TELL: CELL: CURRENT OCCUPATION: BANK NAME: AGE: Also please be informed that all neccesary Documents has been put in place all you will have to do is to make sure you can be able to afford 110 USD for the Delivery of your Funds which is to be sent to you via an ATM SWIFT CARD using FedEx International Courier Service. we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you. Thanks and hope to read from you soon.. Regards, MR ROBERT S. MUELLER, III DIRECTOR, FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE Have fun picking this one a part. Oh I also got the FBI one telling about my lottery winnings again.
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Post by Raven on Jun 24, 2010 5:39:24 GMT -5
$110? That's hardly worth it! At least they're pretending to be American. Failing, though. We Americans don't speak to other Americans of our own currency like that. But that's okay. As if you'll fall for it anyway.
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Post by Raven on Dec 25, 2010 9:01:16 GMT -5
I needed this laugh on Christmas morning in my Spam box.
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