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Post by Raven on May 20, 2009 7:41:08 GMT -5
(Yeah, they actually had the Yahoo Calendar thing on there! Maybe they thought it'd look more legit that way.) Wanktards.
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Post by debim on May 27, 2009 13:59:03 GMT -5
Now the dying widow with the money hungry relatives is getting into the act!
Dear Beloved in Christ,
It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth; I had no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & His Mercies and glory upon my life.I am Mrs.Rachael Davidson,the wife of Mr.Robert Davidson,both of us are citizens of the united state of America.. my husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Hong Kong for twenty years before he died in the year 2003.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-again as dedicated Christians.
Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is strongl against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 7.5 Million Pounds (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) with a Bank in Europe. Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate his account) as I can not come over. Presently, I'm in a hospital in Hong Kong where I have been undergoing treatment for throat cancer. have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live.It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations and NGO anywhere in the World in helping human race.Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank.I want a person that is God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband's relatives I await your quick response to this mail as this is my last wish to see this funds transferred before my Death.
Please my beloved for further communication on how we are going to conclude this,
Remain Blessed. Your Sister in Christ,
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Post by Raven on May 27, 2009 14:08:59 GMT -5
Oh puh-leez. They can never spell or even puncuate. Really? Fucktard.
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Post by Raven on Jun 4, 2009 14:23:42 GMT -5
Another wanker...
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Post by miki on Jun 4, 2009 14:58:00 GMT -5
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Post by vampyre on Jun 4, 2009 15:48:57 GMT -5
I liked the "a citizen of Australian" and "was born as orphan. I have no father or mother" prts
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Post by ailishsmom on Jun 4, 2009 17:27:31 GMT -5
I just realized I've been getting these too. They go straight to my spam folder and I never even knew it!
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Post by miki on Jun 4, 2009 20:44:16 GMT -5
^Same here.
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Post by Raven on Jun 5, 2009 20:15:36 GMT -5
Really? Ha ha ha. Your spam filter must be better than mine.
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Post by elle on Jun 5, 2009 20:32:38 GMT -5
yea ... most of the ones I get are sent straight to the spam box ... I even get ones from the FBI *laughs*
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Post by vampyre on Jun 6, 2009 17:09:10 GMT -5
Someday some poor old billionaire is gonna kick the bucket and try to give away his cash to someone and it's gonna end up in a SPAM filter. So sad.
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Post by elle on Jun 14, 2009 18:44:37 GMT -5
zomg ... one got through my spam filler.
From: "Elizabeth Heijboer" <mrsheijboer@gmail.com> Add sender to Contacts To: mrsheijboer@gmail.com Am sick in the Hospital, i have funds to give to charity, i need your help...
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Post by Raven on Jun 15, 2009 9:23:42 GMT -5
^Ha ha ha. Nice try, fucktardy.
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Post by elle on Jun 15, 2009 10:58:25 GMT -5
ummm ... yea ... who sends an email to themselves???
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Post by vampyre on Jun 15, 2009 12:03:17 GMT -5
How come she gets access to the net and Debi doesn't. It's not fair!
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