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Post by Raven on Jul 17, 2010 15:11:10 GMT -5
Replacement Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year, namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Hellloooo? It's been a year! (I told him.)
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
I bet he felt like an idiot.
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Post by vampyre on Jul 17, 2010 15:34:50 GMT -5
Do you dye your hair black?
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Post by ailishsmom on Oct 3, 2010 12:16:24 GMT -5
::GROANER WARNING:: What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves
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Post by tanya08113 on Jan 9, 2011 22:39:04 GMT -5
Some of you may be familiar with this list, but it's really funny
The poopie List ;D
Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie: The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
Drinker's Poopie: The kind of poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Corn Poopie: Self explanatory.
Gee I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
The Dangling Poopie: This poop refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
Suprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poop!
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