pyrelight
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I am currently: falling off my rocker.
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Post by pyrelight on Dec 19, 2008 14:40:15 GMT -5
I found this fun link while I was browsing around. bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?Here are mine. Member name: Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the desert! It is Pyrelight, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, her voice cometh: "I'm going to **** you until your arse and mouth reverse their functions!!!" (wow, when did I get so foul mouthed?) Real Name (omitted last name for safety purposes): Who is that, rampaging amidst the tarmac! It is Kathryn, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty howl, her voice cometh: "I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!"
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Post by Raven on Dec 19, 2008 15:16:50 GMT -5
Ha ha ha! Nice. Your Pyrelight battlecry is wicked. I think it fits Jason Stackhouse.
Lo! Who is that, striding on the fields! It is Raven, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh:
"Hail the blood-letting! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"
Yikes. I don't like icky stenches. *sprays Febreze*
Who is that, stalking across the candy store! It is *I*, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a spectacular grunt, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!"
^Ha ha ha ha!
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Post by slayercat on Dec 19, 2008 15:32:40 GMT -5
Prowling amidst the steppes, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Slayercat! And she gives a low scream:
"I'm going to punch you into your own personal hell!!!"
Cool - a meaty axe!! Don't mess with me!!!! lol
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Post by MsKay on Dec 19, 2008 16:24:32 GMT -5
^^ Raven... Seriously funny...
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the mountains! It is Kay, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!"
loool the baddies would crack them selves up ....if I yelled that... or worse... go "huh"..loool
Sprinting amidst the cliffs, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Kaylene! And she gives a spectacular scream:
"I'm going to contort you harder than God thought possible!!!"
Okay why did I get the whimpy weapons... what is scary about a screwdriver???
Zang! Who is that, striding along the hotel lobby! It is MysKiller, hands clutching a mighty sword! She roars vengefully:
"I'm seriously going to punch you beyond your expiration date!!!"
now thats what I'm talking about! A SWORD!!!
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Post by Raven on Dec 22, 2008 9:16:57 GMT -5
Skitty's battlecry sounds awesome. "Your own personal hell"? Feck yeah! Not sure I want to know why her axe is meaty though. "Transmogrify"? Kay! Ha ha ha! Try to say that and sound badass. ;D Good ones. I like this generator. Good find, pyrelight.
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Post by MsKay on Dec 22, 2008 16:20:22 GMT -5
snort... skitty you said meaty looool but yeah raven try and say that 10 times really fast... maybe i fight academic badies rather than dumb ones...
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Post by reb1982 on Dec 22, 2008 16:25:50 GMT -5
my username:
Running on the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Reb1982! And she gives a spectacular howl:
"I'm seriously going to punch you into the stuff of nightmares!!!"
my name:
Rampaging amidst the cliffs, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Rebecca! And she gives a low scream:
"I'm going to contort you with such zeal, you will polymorph into a hobbit!!!"
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Post by miki on Dec 23, 2008 0:36:09 GMT -5
username: Lo! Who is that, skulking along the tundra! It is Ravenwolf4, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a bloodthirsty howl, her voice cometh:
"Hail the blood-letting! I plunder like a sentient bulldozer!!!"
username: Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the desert! It is Ravenwolf, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a vengeful cry, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to bludgeon you into the stuff of nightmares, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"
name: Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the desert! It is Miki, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She cries gutterally:
"I'm going to brutalize you so thoroughly, your momma won't recognize you!!"
*well that last one is kind of lame...but I see my weapon choice hasnt changed (must be partial to the halberd)
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Post by Jeannie Holmes on Dec 26, 2008 0:35:14 GMT -5
Username: Lo! Who is that, sprinting across the hotel lobby! It is Jkholmes, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a low scream, her voice cometh: "I'm going to brutalize you so hard, the devil himself will plead for mercy!" Awwww...someone knows me. I'm blushing... lmao! Real name: Who is that, sprinting out of the icy wasteland! It is Jeannie, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a booming roar, her voice cometh: "As sure as predators devour prey, I desecrate like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!" Hehe...yeah, sugar and I don't always play nice. Too much and I get a little spooky.
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Post by deathlynx on Dec 26, 2008 17:28:22 GMT -5
Stalking over the icy wasteland, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Deathlynx! And he gives a booming roar:
"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!"
My real name; Prowling along the cliffs, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh James! And he gives an ominous bellow:
"Hail the blood-letting! I lay waste to the landscape until my loins find satisfaction!!"
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Post by miki on Dec 26, 2008 18:40:26 GMT -5
DL~you got two good ones...I especially like the one about the ashes and spice. lol
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Post by debim on Dec 26, 2008 19:54:56 GMT -5
Sprinting amidst the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh DebiM! And she gives an ominous howl:
"I'm going to flog you so heinously, Buddha will explode!"
Prowling through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Debi Murray! And she gives a bloodthirsty grunt:
"I'm going to smash you with such zeal, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"
Wow, I seem to be rather prone to violence today...hmmmmm?
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Post by foxbat on Dec 31, 2008 5:04:53 GMT -5
here's mine :Prowling amidst the fields, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Foxbat! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"I'm going to spank you until your mortal mind doth snap!!!"
all i can say is wow
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Post by vampyre on Dec 31, 2008 22:24:39 GMT -5
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting over the mountains! It is Vampyre, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He roars gutterally:
"I'm going to pulverize you until your mortal mind doth snap, and plug you into a power plant!!"
I don't like mine.
Prowling through the fields, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Bob! And he gives a spectacular grunt:
"I'm going to bludgeon you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!"
Yes! Folks we have a winner, It sounds like something Raven would say to me!
Prowling amidst the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Vampyre111! And he gives a gutteral scream:
"I'm going to hump you into the danger zone!!!"
Holy eggplant Batman, I didn't type in Jason!
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Post by MsKay on Jan 2, 2009 0:52:34 GMT -5
LMBFAO!
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