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Post by ailishsmom on May 6, 2008 21:11:34 GMT -5
::tongue firmly in cheek:: - Vicki actually owns all the conduits and knows how to use them - Vicki also is not only an expert in krav maga, she invented it. - Both of these facts mean she can take as many items as she likes through the express check out. - Charlaine Harris only agreed to put a blurb on Vicki's book because Vicki let Charlaine wear her showgirl costume. - Stephen King gets to wear it next. That's all I got, I'll bet you could add more
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Post by mouse on May 6, 2008 21:59:24 GMT -5
would love to see Stephen King in her showgirl dress.
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Post by deathlynx on May 7, 2008 2:30:22 GMT -5
- Vicki can't move around in her basement because of all of the comic boxes...at least that's what she tells everyone's in those boxes
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Post by Raven on May 7, 2008 12:01:26 GMT -5
Theresa, those are so good. I can't stop laughing! The Stephen King one is probably my favorite. The way it was delivered it best.
You rock.
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Post by ailishsmom on May 7, 2008 16:52:10 GMT -5
hehe thanks! I love your new banner BTW!
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Post by Starlit Rogue on May 8, 2008 0:19:43 GMT -5
*snickers* OMG XD
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Post by ailishsmom on May 9, 2008 21:19:09 GMT -5
Just unearthed some more:
- Vicki can sneeze with her eyes open - The answer to life, the universe and everything is Vicki - The legend of Helen of Troy was based on Vicki - Vicki CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip
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Post by deathlynx on May 9, 2008 21:44:28 GMT -5
- Vicki knows how many licks it takes to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop! You know, maybe this thread should have been named "Scandalous Rumors about Vicki"
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Post by ailishsmom on May 9, 2008 23:01:11 GMT -5
- Vicki knows how many licks it takes to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop! You know, maybe this thread should have been named "Scandalous Rumors about Vicki" oooh, good one! what do you mean rumors? Don't you know everything you read on the internet is true?
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Post by mouse on May 10, 2008 1:42:56 GMT -5
-Vicki can't count pass 8
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Post by vampyre on May 10, 2008 11:32:12 GMT -5
When ever Vicki goes out in public, everyone breaks into an epic song and dance routine.
Vicki never has to say, "Leggo my Eggo", no one is foolish enough to try and take it.
The Zodiac books are based on true events that happened in Vicki's life.
Klondike Bars ask what they would do for her.
Vicki has never locked herself inside of her car.
Vicki started saying, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." long before it was popular. No one knows why.
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Post by Raven on May 10, 2008 12:15:58 GMT -5
-Vicki can't count pass 8 That would be true if not for her awesome word counts. ;D
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Post by miki on May 10, 2008 12:34:28 GMT -5
When ever Vicki goes out in public, everyone breaks into an epic song and dance routine. Vicki never has to say, "Leggo my Eggo", no one is foolish enough to try and take it. The Zodiac books are based on true events that happened in Vicki's life. Klondike Bars ask what they would do for her. Vicki has never locked herself inside of her car. Vicki started saying, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." long before it was popular. No one knows why. These are good. I especially like the klondike bar one.
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Post by vampyre on May 10, 2008 12:54:11 GMT -5
Thank you, thank you very much!(bad Elvis impersonation)
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Post by Raven on May 10, 2008 13:32:15 GMT -5
I like that one too.
Damn, I could go for a Klondike bar right now.
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