Biscuit
Mere Mortal
I'm just a biscuit of love...lol BOOK love, that is.
Posts: 106
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Post by Biscuit on Apr 24, 2008 23:11:58 GMT -5
oooh I like it. Skippy Cherry. That sounds perky. It has a definite cheerleader vibe.
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Post by mouse on Apr 24, 2008 23:13:38 GMT -5
You think that is awful.. Mine would be: Toughy Roosevelt.
Who wants a lap dance from their president?
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Biscuit
Mere Mortal
I'm just a biscuit of love...lol BOOK love, that is.
Posts: 106
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Post by Biscuit on Apr 24, 2008 23:15:54 GMT -5
oh my sides hurt from laughing. omg, I am dying over here.
now I am imagining Teddy Roosevelt getting funky.
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Post by deathlynx on Apr 24, 2008 23:42:49 GMT -5
oooh that's too funny. I am laughing so hard I can't type. For some reason I have a vision of a manly Russian lady stripper with a big hairy mole saying... "I am Nanooshka. You want lap dance now?" LMAO! Well, aside from the gender you pretty much got me...big and hairy
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lvlocalgirl
Agent
just killin' time until dawn
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Post by lvlocalgirl on Apr 30, 2008 2:00:57 GMT -5
OK..I can't resist...my stripper name is Jackpot Berman....how sad. Our cross street was Capistrano how about Jackpot Capistrano?
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Post by vampyre on Apr 30, 2008 3:19:56 GMT -5
To remember phone numbers, I often try to make words out of them. One girl I dated had a number that spelled Hen Vixn. Probablly a bad stripper name but to this day, I can still call her if I wanted to.
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Post by deathlynx on Apr 30, 2008 8:52:21 GMT -5
Yeah, but would she want to talk to you?
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Post by vampyre on Apr 30, 2008 10:12:17 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure that would be a big fat "NO". Turns out I was to poor for her. I still am. I've never been a very material oriented person. She was.
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Post by deathlynx on Apr 30, 2008 12:00:56 GMT -5
That stinks...then again women aren't the only ones who are like that...though with men it's far more often about appearance than wallet...
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Post by vampyre on Apr 30, 2008 14:21:05 GMT -5
Even if she wasn't like that there were other problems.
Once we were dining out. Now i always leave a tip if the server does the job right or at least makes the effort.
When I left a tip she says, "What are you doing?"
"Tipping"
"They get a pay check, you don't need to do that. pick up your money."
If any of you have ever worked as a server, you know how important tips are. Her remarks showed me just what kind of a person she was. we were just too different.
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suze
Mere Mortal
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Post by suze on May 7, 2008 11:41:54 GMT -5
You think that is awful.. Mine would be: Toughy Roosevelt. Who wants a lap dance from their president? Heh. Mine's worse than yours: Butch Estudiante. Yep. BUTCH. *groan*
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Post by simcha on Jun 21, 2008 18:26:03 GMT -5
my, first pet and street.... here you are "Heidi Hudson" problem is, I'm a guy
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Post by diddywah on Sept 20, 2008 15:21:39 GMT -5
"Minnie Iriquois" whould an Indian Princess costume, complete with my hair in braids be too cliche?
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Post by vampyre on Sept 20, 2008 17:20:17 GMT -5
If you combine pet names with street names, I guess mine is "Big Boy Jenkins"...or Fuzzy Jenkins, TYPO jenkins or Little Girl Jenkins.
If you go all the way back to my childhood pet and street, it would be Whofer Dog Leg.
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Post by MsKay on Sept 20, 2008 17:54:00 GMT -5
lmao.... damn this threads hilarious!
my Pen name on the stripper formula lol would be Tiger Cockburn (pronunced co-burn) lol but damn that is bad....
and i did it off my current pet and street lol It would be Hunny Bunny Hall LMAO....
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