suze
Mere Mortal
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Post by suze on May 22, 2008 9:46:24 GMT -5
Oh, gawd. Not THE picture... Bwa-ha-ha. |
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Post by debim on May 22, 2008 21:51:00 GMT -5
And a lovely picture it is.
I'm short, too, Suze...Vicki can tell tell you if I am shorter than you are.
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Post by vampyre on May 23, 2008 0:01:59 GMT -5
Short People
Randy Newman
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
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Post by Vicki Pettersson on May 23, 2008 12:56:42 GMT -5
Watch out for the flying stakes...
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Post by vampyre on May 23, 2008 13:12:30 GMT -5
I have to keep everyone entertained while we wait for the new book. Sometimes it's a dangerous job.  |
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Post by ailishsmom on May 23, 2008 20:22:02 GMT -5
just don't ask for hazard pay! ;D
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Post by vampyre on May 26, 2008 6:01:16 GMT -5
Any plans to make hard bound editions of your books any time soon?
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Post by Vicki Pettersson on May 26, 2008 9:13:27 GMT -5
Any plans to make hard bound editions of your books any time soon? Nope, not that I know of -- but that's a publisher decision. I'm just the scribbler.  |
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Post by vampyre on May 26, 2008 14:37:11 GMT -5
Drat I'd like them hard bound so they'll last longer and then I'd send them out to you for signing like I did with Dead Witch Walking.
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Post by debim on May 26, 2008 17:28:48 GMT -5
Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here Oh, you are in BIG trouble, mister....I don't get mad...I get even. Tell him how much danger he is in, Vicki....hehehe.... |
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Post by mouse on May 26, 2008 18:04:00 GMT -5
hee hee.. You show him debim! Let him have it!
OoOoO... Vampy's it trouble.
Stick up for the short people!
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Post by Vicki Pettersson on May 27, 2008 8:21:55 GMT -5
Vampy.
{shaking head}
Busted.
Deb is ...um. Formidable.
I'm tall and I couldn't steal her swag from her. I tried.
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suze
Mere Mortal
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Post by suze on May 27, 2008 9:31:27 GMT -5
Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here Oh, you are in BIG trouble, mister....I don't get mad...I get even. Tell him how much danger he is in, Vicki....hehehe.... Deb: You and me, sister. Come on over here in the corner for a minute--we have planning to do. Nobody, but nobody, sings the short song at me. {baring teeth} |
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Post by Raven on May 27, 2008 9:57:55 GMT -5
But, tall people can STEP. ON. YOU.  No? |
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suze
Mere Mortal
Posts: 72
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Post by suze on May 27, 2008 10:04:21 GMT -5
Hell, no. We're fast and wily.
And vicious.
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