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Post by vampyre on Jul 18, 2011 23:56:45 GMT -5
Just take them to Kmark instead?
Get a squirt bottle and every time they do one of those things say No! it's _____ then squirt them into submission.
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Post by ailishsmom on Jul 19, 2011 16:15:31 GMT -5
LMAO! Vampy, you're funny. Thanks!
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Post by vampyre on Jul 19, 2011 18:47:22 GMT -5
No problem. I am here to perv um serve.
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Post by elle on Jul 19, 2011 20:48:06 GMT -5
I'll just be over in the corner, rocking back and forth in the fetal position until roughly September
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Post by vampyre on Jul 20, 2011 8:56:47 GMT -5
Would you like to be hosed down every couple of days?
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Post by vampyre on Jul 20, 2011 15:43:49 GMT -5
OK, so I'm watching TV when this commercial comes on for the ever popular Acorn Chair Lift. Everything is fine until I hear this girl praising the device. She says, "Now I don't have to worry about my daddy falling up and down the stairs anymore." I don't know about you all but I'd pay money to see someone falling up a flight of stairs.
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Post by elle on Jul 20, 2011 21:09:10 GMT -5
I'm good, thanx Vampy.
see Rant Room ... later ... need sleep now
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Post by deathlynx on Jul 21, 2011 21:42:28 GMT -5
Been there, Vamp...when I was a kid I fell running up the stairs on bleachers...cracked my head open...Since I was heading up, momentum carried me in that direction *hugs for Elle!*
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Post by debim on Jul 22, 2011 8:09:54 GMT -5
I have fallen up the stairs (ouch, my shin!) many more times than I have fallen down the stairs. But, alas, no video. LOL!
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Post by vampyre on Jul 28, 2011 10:03:12 GMT -5
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Post by ailishsmom on Aug 11, 2011 19:09:08 GMT -5
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Post by deathlynx on Aug 15, 2011 6:52:54 GMT -5
That's great...I love that she admits to having a horrible singing voice in the Disney one!
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Post by vampyre on Aug 15, 2011 10:00:58 GMT -5
This weekend at work, I heard a thump on the office door. It's all glass and a bird had hit it . I felt really bad for him. At first, I thought he was just knocked out. I was wrong.
There I sat with this poor dead bird in my office wondering what to do with it. Burial? Way too hot outside. Give him to Fuzzy? She only eats what she kills.
After thinking about it, I gently placed the little body by some trash bags outside. A lot of hungry animals come through the mill at night scavenging for food.
Sure enough, the next day he was gone and the bags were undisturbed.
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Post by vampyre on Sept 5, 2011 4:50:39 GMT -5
As you can see by the time stamp. it’s about 5:50 now. I’ve been up all night watching movies. My eyes aren’t very good when I’m well rested. At this moment, Mr. Magoo sees better than me. It’s about time to hit the sack. I decided to check the Drama Box one more time using my phone. The touch screen is a finger print magnet so I wiped it down first. While reading the posts, I saw these small dark spots scrolling with the text. My first thought was something was really wrong with my phone. I was about to panic. Then I realized what the tiny spots were. Yep, smileys.
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Post by debim on Sept 5, 2011 11:29:12 GMT -5
You can make the text bigger, grampa...LOL!
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